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广告的“真相”

作者：娃　娃

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　　☆Your teeth will never look as perfect as the models in Colgate ads.
　　你的牙齿看上去永远不会像高露洁牙膏广告模特的那么完美无缺。
　　☆A group of singing male dancers will never appear suddenly out of nowhere and start shampooing your hair.
　　永远不会有一帮载歌载舞的舞男突然从哪儿冒出来，开始用香波为你洗发。
　　☆What looks great on a fashion model usually looks pretty goofy on anybody else.
　　时装模特身上酷毙的衣服，换在任何别人身上通常都显得特别傻帽儿。
　　☆Your average house pet cannot open refrigerators， talk on the telephone or surf the Net.
　　家养的普通宠物不可能开冰箱、打电话，或者上网冲浪。
　　☆Fast-food hamburgers are never as big and juicy as they look in a McDonald s or Burger King commercial.
　　快餐食品汉堡包，永远没有麦当劳和巨无霸汉堡包商业广告里看上去那么大、那么汁液欲滴。
　　☆Your love will never significantly improve because of a breath mint.
　　你的爱情永远不会因为呼吸带着薄荷的气息而有显著的改善。
　　☆God will never love you more because you re wearing Chanel. And he will never love you less if you are not wearing it. He thinks you re beautiful， and he loves you just the way you are！
　　上帝永远不会因你身穿夏奈尔服饰而多爱你一分，也不会因为你没穿它而少爱你一分。上帝认为你本身就很美，他爱的就是你自己。